In my previous post I added up few really inspirational travel quotes, which literally made me to travel (for a couple of days), this is why I love blogging it makes me enjoy while I actually work. Hope you too did enjoyed those travel quotes, if not take time to read 30 Famous Inspirational Travel Quotes

Usually travel quotes focus on inspiration, not all quotes does same job. I`m adding this post with a bunch of funny travel quotes. Yes, now it`s time to remind yourselves about inherent humor you had while traveling.

Well I knew that you look for some sense of connections while traveling, like trying to learn new culture, new people and interesting thing is new person in yourself.

Let these funny travel quotes refresh our  minds.

1. The worst thing about being a tourist is having other tourists recognize you as a tourist. – Russell Baker

2. Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers.” – George Carlin

3. I’ve been to Paris. And it ain’t that pretty at all. – Warren Zevon, from the song Ain’t That Pretty At All

4. Another well-known Paris landmark is the Arc de Triomphe, a moving monument to the many brave women and men who have died trying to visit it. – Dave Barry

5. Canada is the vichyssoise of nations – it’s cold, half French and difficult to stir. – Stuart Keate

6. Terrorists hate Americans. Indians hate each other. A terrorist will blow up an airport. Indians like to work at the airport. That would be counter-productive.” — Russell Peters, comedian

7. Never get behind old people. Their bodies are littered with hidden metal and they never seem to appreciate how little time they have left.

8. People don’t take trips – trips take people. – John Steinbeck

9. The traveler was active; he went strenuously in search of people, of adventure, of experience. The tourist is passive; he expects interesting things to happen to him. He goes “sight-seeing.” – Daniel J. Boorstin

10. France is the only country where the money falls apart and you can’t tear the toilet paper. – Billy Wilder

11. No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. – Lin Yutang

12. I see a trend here where the President seems to think his job is to count votes and then try to make a deal That’s what we in legislatures do. Mr. Obama’s job is to travel the country, fight for the values that he cares about. – Anthony Weiner

13. Boy, those French. They have a different word for everything. – Steve Martin

14. If you are going through hell, keep going. – Winston Churchill

15. [Airline food] is the tiniest food I’ve ever seen in my entire life. Any kind of meat that you get — chicken, steak, anything — has grill marks on each side, like somehow we’ll actually believe there’s an open-flame grill in the front of the plane. – Ellen DeGeneres, talk show host

16. I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. – Henny Youngman

17. If you’re not living on the edge, you’re taking up too much space. – Anonymous

18. Why buy good luggage? You only use it when you travel. – Yogi Berra

19. Hey, people who travel with their bed pillow. You look insane. – Jim Gaffigan, comedian

20. Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun every year. – Unknown

21. When preparing to travel, lay out all your clothes and all your money. Then take half the clothes and twice the money. – Unknown

22. I am a passionate traveler, and from the time I was a child, travel formed me as much as my formal education. – David Rockefeller

23. I see my path, but I don’t know where it leads. Not knowing where I’m going is what inspires me to travel it. — Rosalia de Castro

24. Let me be a free man – free to travel, free to stop, free to work. – Chief Joseph

25. But when I really look back on my life, being really honest about it and now that I’ve got the chance to travel the world, seeing how a lot of little kids grow up – my life wasn’t so bad. – Coolio

26. Knock Knock Who’s there? Tinker Bell! Tinker Bell who? Tinker Bell is out of order! – ahajokes.com

27. Thanks to the interstate highway system, it is now possible to travel from coast to coast without seeing anything. – Charles Kuralt

28. There are only two emotions in a plane: boredom and terror. -Orson Welles

29. There’s nothing American tourists like more than the things they can get at home. – Stephen Colbert, talk show host

30. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance. – Bumper sticker

What`s your funny travel quotes? Share here in comments.

Traveling has power to change our minds, a month back when I got a chance to travel, I`ve seen people treating me as family member. Yes, I agree that I`m little carried away, but it`s true. Travel has magical power to change the way we think and live.

In these days, where we find very little time to talk with families traveling with them can really bring us together. I think this is the reason why companies plan picnics for their employees.

If you got a chance to visit with your family or friends don`t miss it, you will really see great change in your behavior.

I collected 30 famous inspirational travel quotes, take time to read may be it can inspire to travel.

30 Inspiring Travel Quotes

1. “Don’t tell me how educated you are, tell me how much you traveled.” – Mohammed

2. “Two roads diverged in a wood and I – I took the one less traveled by.” – Robert Frost

3. Perhaps travel cannot prevent bigotry, but by demonstrating that all peoples cry, laugh, eat, worry, and die, it can introduce the idea that if we try and understand each other, we may even become friends.” – Maya Angelou

4. “When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you comfortable. It is designed to make its own people comfortable.” – Clifton Fadiman

5. “The use of traveling is to regulate imagination by reality, and instead of thinking how things may be, to see them as they are.” – Samuel Johnson

6. “We live in a wonderful world that is full of beauty, charm and adventure. There is no end to the adventures we can have if only we seek them with our eyes open.” – Jawaharial Nehru

7. “Never go on trips with anyone you do not love.” – Ernest Hemingway

8. “To get away from one’s working environment is, in a sense, to get away from one’s self; and this is often the chief advantage of travel and change.” ~Charles Horton Cooley

9. “Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover” – Mark Twain

10. “A man travels the world over in search of what he needs and returns home to find it.” – George Moore

11. “The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page.” – St. Augustine

12. “Travel and change of place impart new vigor to the mind.” – Seneca

13. Once the travel bug bites there is no known antidote, and I know that I shall be happily infected until the end of my life.” – Michael Palin

14. The great difference between voyages rests not with the ships, but with the people you meet on them. – Amelia E. Barr

15. “Tourists don’t know where they’ve been, travelers don’t know where they’re going.” – Paul Theroux

16. “There are no foreign lands. It is the traveler only who is foreign.” – Robert Louis Stevenson

17. “Most of my treasured memories of travel are recollections of sitting.” – Robert Thomas Allen

18. “Stop worrying about the potholes in the road and enjoy the journey.” – Barbara Hoffman

19. “Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness, and many of our people need it sorely on these accounts. Broad, wholesome, charitable views of men and things cannot be acquired by vegetating in one little corner of the earth all one’s lifetime.”  ~Mark Twain

20. “Travel does what good novelists also do to the life of everyday, placing it like a picture in a frame or a gem in its setting, so that the intrinsic qualities are made more clear. Travel does this with the very stuff that everyday life is made of, giving to it the sharp contour and meaning of art.” – Freya Stark

21. “A wise traveler never despises his own country.” – Carlo Goldoni

22. I travel light. I think the most important thing is to be in a good mood and enjoy life, wherever you are. – Diane von Furstenberg

23. “A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it.” – John Steinbeck

24. Throw your dream into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back, a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. – Anais Nin

25. “I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel’s sake. The great affair is to move.” – Robert Louis Stevenson

26. Own only what you can carry with you; Let your memory be your travel bag.” – Alexander Solzhenitsyn

27. We may run, walk, stumble, drive, or fly, but let us never lose sight of the reason for the journey, or miss a chance to see a rainbow on the way. -Gloria Gaither

28. Your true traveler finds boredom rather agreeable than painful. It is the symbol of his liberty- his excessive freedom. He accepts his boredom, when it comes, not merely philosophically, but almost with pleasure. -Aldous Huxley

29. Travel is more than the seeing of sights; it is a change that goes on, deep and permanent, in the ideas of living. -Miriam Beard

30. The journey, not the arrival matters. -T. S. Eliot

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